Archives October 2009

haha. is from a classmate of mine.

he was advertising his blog. LOL.

find it quite fun and i shall do it too. :D

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you can.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

IF AN ANNOYING PERSON SAYS :

1) I am cute..
YR: HAHA. you cute? don make me puke.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: You beautiful? i princess.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: big deal arh? i think i look even richer than you, can. AHAHAH!

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: i don give a damn-.-

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: erm. paiseh. i still don't know.

IF AN ANNOYING PRETTY WOMAN/HANDSOME GUY SAYS :

1) I know you like me.
YR: is you like me bahs?

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: if you don't look at me, how will you know i am looking at you? you interested in me is it?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: if i am your type, i can go and die please.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: sorry lorr, i rather spend my money on others!

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: i think people will just HATE you in the end. don lame.

IF AN ANNOYING EXTREMELY UGLY WOMAN/MAN SAYS :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
erm. haha? *look away and feel disgusted*

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: 999~

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: go slp with your dog at home, pls?

4) What do you like about me?
YR: i like myself better lehs.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: i prefer saying i sooooo dislike you cos you are totally opposite of pretty.

IF YOUR ENEMY SAYS :

1) Hi bitch!
YR: hey, you slut! shuddup~!

2) You smell like shit!
YR: then you are the housefly that wants to smell it.

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: no... i hate myself for being so much better than you. SO SAD!

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: you are no where better, asshole!

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: i kick your face lorr -.-

IF YOUR ANNOYING EX SAYS :

1) I still love you...
YR: awww. but i don't.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: haha. you are soooo wrong~

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: i already got a new home lars. get lost.

4) Please call me...
YR: wait long long.

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: serious? that is just too bad.

IF AN ANNOYING SALESPERSON SAYS :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: haha. i know. thank you.

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: oh? cnt tell.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: yeah. whatever?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: i already have something better, can.

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: i look like i care? -.-



ahahaha. yeah. finally done.

look how mean i am? :P

awwww. i am dying!